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Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today
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side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
(via weeping-angel-2spooky)
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hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.
no im not kidding we need to talk about this
(via weeping-angel-2spooky)
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I never know why, I only know who.
(via weeping-angel-2spooky)
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(via weeping-angel-2spooky)
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Mom, Dad….. I’m French
the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
(via weeping-angel-2spooky)
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(via bethany-bassett)
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