1. rapunzelie:

    chocolatemermaidya:

    rapunzelie:

    do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

    it’s called makeup

    you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

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  2. clestroying:

    clestroying:

    What do you call a cheap circumcision?

    A rip off

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  6. imoquest:

hot yoga

    imoquest:

    hot yoga

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  9. presidentmikasa:

    officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

    if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

    this is the best story

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